my extended family is the best

and by that i mean my aunt, uncle, and cousins on my mum's side.
like, this is all that happened today:

Aunt: *cutting cake*
Me: *standing beside her*
Aunt: This one is for Josh, right?
Me: Yeeeup *holds plate out*
Aunt: Alright-- *drops slice of cake in sink*
Me: PFFFFFFT
Aunt: *laughs* sssh! Don't tell Josh!! *pulls cake out of sink and puts it on plate*
Me: XDD

Me/Josh: *nom*
Mom: ...and you should have seen what she was wearing, Papo. Oh my god.
Uncle: What was she wearing?
Mom: Well, first she was asian and wearing this skin tight shirt with skin tight pants...
Me: *turns to Josh* I've seen enough anime to see where this is going.
Josh: Next thing you know, she will pull a giant sword or hammer out of her cleavage.
Me: PFF *spit take*

Me/Josh/Gaby: *playing SSBB*
Josh: *breaks smash ball and uses it*
Gaby: WHAT THE FUCK OMG. LUCARIO'S FUCKING SUPER SMASH IS FUCKING OP OH MY GOD. OP SMASH IS OP. FUCK YOU BRO. FUCK YOU.
Me: *casually sitting there beating the shit out of them as Zelda* *gets smash ball for the millionth time*
Josh: WHAT THE HELL!?
Gaby: OOOOPPPPPPP!!
Josh: OP SMASH IS OP!!
Josh/Gaby: OOOOOOPPPPPPPP!!!
Me: Fuck you guys omg.

Me/Josh/Gaby: *sitting on the couch*
Josh: Why the hell are we watching football??
Gaby: Because I want to watch football.
Josh: *turns to me* Do you want to watch football?
Me: *shakes head* Steal the remote.
Josh: *reaches for the remote*
Gaby: Come near me and I will shove this remote up your ass.
Josh: *sits on him* *takes the remote* *hands it to me*
Me: *puts on Jumanji*
Gaby: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Me/Josh/Gaby: *putting food in the back of their truck*
Gaby: *standing next to the truck dancing*
Josh: *stares*
Me: *stares*
Josh: *dances with him*
Me: *face palm*

ah, and thats not even an hour into my Thanksgiving.
best Thanksgiving ever, guys. I'm so happy. ;w;